THe Manual

ABOUT THE BOOK

The Manual will not tell you how to repair your car or your lawn mower, or how to hook up your stereo set.  If you read The Manual, here is a glimpse of what you will get: the answers to a few questions and what you should do when a woman asks you "Do I look fat in this dress?"  Answer her truthfully, even if the answer is yes.  Tell her tactfully if her hair is a mess.  There are other things this manual will do, and I must warn you, at times it will be lewd, crude, and downright rude.  Men, this manual is especially for you.  Women, please take a moment to decide if you wish to continue reading through.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

The author is an ordinary person like you, who decided to sit down to write a line or two.  Okay, maybe a few, about some things that would enlighten you, or you already knew but need to review.  The author is not a doctor or a Ph.D. The author does not hold a psychology degree.  The author just sat down and went on a writing spree.  I guess by now you might think the author must be a little crazy.  Do you really care what city the author grew up in? Is that going to make us closer friends?  You will find out more of what the author is all about by picking up the author's book and reading the pages within.  I could tell you I wrote my first play at the age of ten and then subjected it to all my friends, but what's inside is much more interesting.